by pUnkEdgE

My hateful ex, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you scold and abuse,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the jackass you.

Let me compare you to a pretender?
You are more fateful, ungrateful and fat.
Last winds shake the leafage of September,
And autumntime you psychotic wildcat.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your bullshit, painful abuse and crap.
Thinking of your painful death fills my days.
My hate for you is the plateful catnap.

Now I must away with a stateful heart,
Remember my mean words whilst we’re apart.